Why The Man is The Man

Because when I told him I was writing a post about vaginas that was taking me WAY longer than I thought it would, he threw his hands up in the air and said:

"I just don't know. What you guys got going on DOWN THERE. It's just got too many responsibilities. Birth and everything else. Y'all need to delegate some of that shit out."

To which I replied, "Well, to which orifice shall it be delegated?"

And then he was quiet for a while.

But he never once said, "Please don't write a blog post about vaginas."