There is currently vomit on my pillow. Vomit that wasn't placed there by me after a night of shooting tequila with my hairdresser-like the LAST time there was vomit on my pillow.
Surprisingly, I totally don't mind and plan on sleeping on it without washing it.
About Me
- The Butterknife
- I'm a humor writer for a local alternative weekly and a royal pain in the ass the rest of the time. This blog talks about my daily activities and various other meats and sundries. If you don't like it, kiss my ass. If you have any questions, kiss my ass. If you have any mean comments, kiss my ass. And, if I know you and don't mention you enough, be more interesting.
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