O Manicure, Pedicure! Wherefore art thou primping?
Deny thy daughter, and refuse thy self;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll continue to be a calloused Mom-beast.
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About Me
- The Butterknife
- I'm a humor writer for a local alternative weekly and a royal pain in the ass the rest of the time. This blog talks about my daily activities and various other meats and sundries. If you don't like it, kiss my ass. If you have any questions, kiss my ass. If you have any mean comments, kiss my ass. And, if I know you and don't mention you enough, be more interesting.
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